Ode To Michael Vick

While I can't claim this as mine, it is great!


Do The Hokie (in the) Pokey"


First, you put your innocent plea in.
Now you've taken your innocent plea out.
You hadn't told the truth.
In fact, you shook it all about.

You'll be a Hokie in the Pokey 'til you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.


Remember when you put your middle finger in;
Then you stuck your middle finger out?
Flipped off the Falcon fans
'Cuz you couldn't take their shouts.

You'll be a Hokie in the Pokey 'til you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.


When you put your baggage in
You left your "water" bottle out.
Something seemed suspicious
So the authorities called you out.

You'll be a Hokie in the Pokey 'til you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.


She said you put your bad self in,
And spread herpes all about.
Called yourself "Ron Mexico"
To provide some "reasonable doubt".

You'll be a Hokie in the Pokey 'til you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.


Your little bother was in.
Then lil' bro was out.
Then lil' bro was back in.
Til even the Hokies threw him out.

You'll be a Hokie in the Pokey 'til you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.


You let the dogs in
But wouldn't let the dogs out.
You made them fight each other
Til one of them passed out.

You'll be a Hokie in the Pokey 'til you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.


Nike put its money in.
Now Nike's takin' its money out.
Don't like your electrocuting pups
Or shaking them all about.

You'll be a Hokie in the Pokey 'til you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.


Your friends took your money in.
They passed your money out.
They said they had your back.
Until you lost your clout.

You'll be a Hokie in the Pokey 'til you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.


You took millions of dollars in.
You gave thousands of dollars out.
You're still Tech's poster child
Though you never graduated out.

You'll be a Hokie in the Pokey 'til you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.


The NFL, you were in.
But the NFL may kick you out.
You threw it all away.
And, for what, I can't figure out.

You'll be a Hokie in the Pokey 'til you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.


You had it ALL in;
But it's nearly ALL out.
You had the golden life
And you pissed all of it out.

You'll be a Hokie in the Pokey 'til you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.

Do the Hokie in the Pokey.
Do the Hokie in the Pokey.
Do the Hokie in the Pokey.
And THAT'S what it's all about.