A little bit of this and a little bit of that makes the world go 'round. Bringing you the interesting, the bizarre and the funny since 2008! We're heavy on airline news and information (my work), West Virginia and West Virginia University (my home state and my alma mater) and all the things I find funny (because, after all, it's my blog).
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Delta Connection hit by AirFrance A380 On Taxi
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/as-air-france-a380-clips-smaller-plane-air-traffic-controller-remains-amazingly-calm/2011/04/12/AFMkfSQD_blog.html
...and remember, "Please remain seated, keeping luggage stowed and your seatbelt securely fastened until the aircraft is parked at the gate and the seat belt sign is turned off" is done for safety, not just because we like to hear ourselves say it!
Tuesday, March 15, 2011
How Airlines Cancel Flights.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
So you want to be a flight attendant?n
So you want to be a flight attendant? Here's a five minute video from the Today Show a few years ago that looks at the training process at Delta Air Lines. US airlines have similar training processes and the carrier I was trained by did a lot of the same things.
Monday, February 28, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
West Virginia University 2011 Football Schedule Released
Sat., Sept. 3, Marshall
Sat., Sept. 10, Norfolk State
Sat., Sept. 17, at Maryland
Sat., Sept. 24, LSU
Sat., Oct. 1, Bowling Green#
Sat., Oct. 8, Connecticut
Sat., Oct. 22, at Syracuse
Sat., Oct. 29, at Rutgers
Sat., Nov. 5, Louisville^
Sat., Nov. 12, at Cincinnati
Fri., Nov. 25, Pitt
Thur., Dec. 1, at USF
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
and from the "Don't let the door hit you in the....." files.
Delta Board member Doug Steenland has notified Delta’s Board of Directors that he will not stand for reelection at the company’s 2011 annual meeting of stockholders because the integration of Delta and Northwest is largely complete and the merger between the two airlines has achieved positive results.
In a note to Board Chairman Dan Carp, Doug explained it is an appropriate time for him to rotate off the board given the strategic success of the merger.
“The merger has secured a bright future for the merged carrier's shareholders, the communities it serves and its employees,” Doug said.
Each year, Delta’s Corporate Governance Committee formally reviews each director’s continuation on the board and allows each director the opportunity to confirm his or her desire to continue as a member of the board. Doug joined Delta’s board of directors in October 2008 and has chosen to forgo reelection this year.
“I wish the best to you and my fellow Board members, the management team and Delta’s employees,” Doug said.
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Born to Be a Mountaineer
Sunday, November 21, 2010
West Virginia Faithful flock to Puerto Rico
Yellow Force
The Mountaineers have been counting on strong support from his followers
Faithful. More than 550 followers of the quintet at the University of West Virginia traveled to the island to encourage his team in the fourth edition of this tournament at the Coliseo de Puerto Rico. (the new day / Ramon 'tonito' zayas)
/ crosa@elnuevodia.com
By Carlos Rosa Rosa
Yellow force should be felt today with more power at the Coliseo de Puerto Rico.
The West Virginia Mountaineers play in the final of the Honda Puerto Rico Tip-Off against Minnesota and, for sure, his fans will support them as in the first two days of the event.
Certainly, the presence of Mountaineers fans has drawn attention to this event.
More than 550 fans come to the facility with their yellow shirts and some with their faces painted with the best spirit of encouraging its canasteros.
From the stands, give them lots of energy and enthusiasm to the show to just sit in the seats.
They are students and alumni of the institution who traveled from various cities of the United States to accompany the quintet. Show an enormous passion for the program.
"Two years ago I graduated from college and since then I always follow the team. I try to go everywhere to be with the team. It's very exciting, "said former student Tyle Trzaskalski in the day Friday.
Very close to him, Jeremiah Hubbard also celebrated the victory of the Mountaineers to Vanderbilt.
Hubbard did not travel to the United States to attend the game. He did so from Mayagüez, where he is a PhD.
"To me, it has been tremendous. It was a wonderful experience to have the team's visit and my friends here in Puerto Rico, "said Hubbard.
"I'm very happy with this opportunity not happen every day," Hubbard continued.
Nationally, West Virginia is the institution that moves fans to baseball games and visiting football, said Dan Shoemaker, a senior executive at the ESPN College.
"It's a program that supports its equipment at an incredible rate. Is the program that travels to more fans nationwide, "said Shoemaker to El Nuevo Dia
ESPN said the manager, provides a travel agency to the universities for this type of tournament.
He added that the package includes boleo airfare, lodging and tickets for games. Each person's investment could range between $ 600 and $ 800.
"The trip is attractive to people. Not so long and the quality of hotel and meals are good. Sure, there are people who will return to the island, "he said.
After West Virginia, Shoemaker said that North Carolina was the other more public program that brought the tournament, between 400 and 500 followers.
Undoubtedly, this fourth edition of the Tip-Off has been the busiest, said Shoemaker.
"It was a very positive thing," said Shoemaker.
Puerto Rico
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Literally
Finally, the people at The Oatmeal have taken on the cause as well.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally
Remember this chart to help you know when you have "literally" done something or you have "figuratively" done something.
Thank you in advance for helping me save the English language!
Monday, October 4, 2010
Passengers, how do I catagorize thee?
First off, there are the obvious ones-
1-Luggage Hauler-This is the person that is heading to Orlando for the week to buy $8 Coke's and $12 kids portion Mickey Meals but then gets cheap and won't check baggage and takes 15 minutes finding places to put it all.
2-Mouth- The guy that sits beside you and yammers on about anything and everything even AFTER you put on your headphones, close your eyes and pull a blanket over your head (I've seen this happen.)
3-The Authority-You're delayed due to weather but this guy knows better. His wife is standing in their back yard and she SWEARS that it is clear as a bell there so the airline must be lying! Unfortunately this guys backyard NEVER has a 14,000 ft. long runway with an air traffic control tower and jet bridges.
Those are some of the more obvious ones but here are a few I deal with that might be not so obvious to those not pulling five hundred pounds of soda and snack boxes up and down an aisle.
4-The Grazer- My airline offers passengers several free snack choices during flight. It's a choice but the grazer makes it a buffet. I say "Would you like peanuts, pretzels or cookies?" and the grazer responds "I'll take one of each". I always look at them totally amazed, it's really not a meal, nor is it meant to be! Pick one and be done with it. (BTW..the cookies are REALLY good.)
5- The Salt Lick- This person (almost always a male) makes me run for the water pills. I'm disgusted by tomato juice to begin with but this passenger makes me just want to hurl. This passenger orders a glass of tomato juice (or bloody mary mix, which is even WORSE) and then want pretzels to go with that. BLECH. Worse yet, it's on an airplane that dehydrates you horribly. Drinking a sodium laden beverage with pretzels is the WORST thing you can do to yourself. Grab some water and you'll better off.
6-The Shocked and Awed- One of the more annoying passengers I deal with. This is the person that sits in his or her seat as we come through the aisle, watching us grow ever closer, handing out beverages. Upon reaching her row (and it's almost ALWAYS women, she is shocked and awed when asked "Something to drink?". Suddenly, her world goes dark and English is incomprehensible. Unable to process all the beverage options (because it's an airplane so the beverage options must be exotic)the individual panics and freezes. She will stare into the great abyss, floundering over her choice of Coke, Sprite or Ginger Ale until, unable to make a choice, she chooses water.
7-The Selection Impaired- Similar to "Shocked and Awed", this person can't make a decision so asks a question bound to send the flight attendant over the edge. The question? "What do you have?". IT'S AN AIRPLANE, it's not like we're reinventing soda and juice choices! Tell me what you WANT and we'll work on getting it as close as we can. 7-Up? No, but we have Sprite. Pepsi? No, but we have Coke. That sort of thing. Asking me "what do you have?" isn't going to reveal something life changing like coconut juice or the Eternal Life Serum.
8-Multi-tasker- The multi tasker simply can't be satisfied with one choice so he/she orders three. "What would you like to drink?" I ask and the Multi Tasker responds "I'd like a Coke, but don't open the can, some water and coffee". Half the time (or more) the person never drinks anywhere near all of it. I don't even know how a person can handle three drinks on those tray tables let alone drink all that! People, take one drink and if you want more, then get it.
9-The drink whisper- This one is a personal pet peeve of mine. Upon reaching a passenger and asking for their beverage choice, the person suddenly thinks he/she can communicate with the inner spirit of the beverage cart and starts talking down to the draw of soda.
Trust me, people. I've been working those carts for over a decade, the soda doesn't talk back. LOOK AT THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT when speaking. We're standing several feet from you while in a piece of metal being propelled at nearly 500 MPH by two large engines. You need to speak over ALL of that and looking down at the cans of Fresca isn't helpful!
10-The iPodder-This passenger insists that he/she can carry on a full conversation while not taking the headphones out of his/her ears. Trust me, you can't. It's also VERY rude. Take them out, look at me (not the cart) and tell me your beverage choice!
These are just a few. I'll keep you up to date on more as they come in!
Friday, September 17, 2010
15 Albums that changed YOUR world
1-Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)-Eurythmics- This album affects my view of music to this day.
2-Purple Rain-Prince-Music changed and I knew it.
3-Born in the USA-Bruce Springsteen-Raw, powerful, driven and pure American.
4-Smells Like Teen Spirit-Nirvana-Music changed again and I knew it.
5-Thriller-Michael Jackson-If someone needed one album to explain the 80's, this has to be it.
6-Mandika-Sinead O'Connor-One of the most stunning voices in the history of music.
7-I Do Not Want What I Have Not Got-Sinead O'Connor-Pain, rage and agony in music. Heartbreaking and angry. Wow.
8-Yes I Am-Melissa Etheridge-Music to come out to.
9-Hedwig and the Angry Inch Soundtrack-Various Artists-Wildly inventive, dead-on lyrical content and original beyond almost anything else.
10-Private Dancer-Tina Turner-This album brought on my love affair with The Queen of Rock and Roll.
11-On How Life Is-Macy Gray-I get every song on this album stuck in my head.
12-She's So Unusual-Cyndi Lauper-Part of the amazing rush of new talent from the early 80's that made my teenage soundtrack.
13-Greatest Hits-Creedence Clearwater Revival-The album explains a great deal of the 60's and 70's.
14-Hungry Again-Dolly Parton-Listening to an artist "re-find" herself is a wonderful moment.
15-Van Lear Rose-Loretta Lynn-Brilliant collaboration between Jack White and Loretta Lynn that makes Loretta Lynn relevant in music again.
Saturday, July 3, 2010
Dad

For the last few weeks I've been thinking a lot about my father. We were seeing lots of signs that his MS was finally winning and while Dad put up an enormous struggle it was a battle we all knew he would eventually lose. Last week I got a call that his health was failing and this wouldn't be like the other times where he would bounce back and continue to amaze us all. So, I went to see him and, sadly, to say goodbye. When I walked in I found a man that I barely recognized.
It was hard to watch as Multiple Sclerosis wrestled against my Dad's will. The cruelty of the disease is unnerving. It never stops and it never tells you what's coming next. First, his coordination forced him to stop driving and then the fatigue forced him stop teaching and then essentially to stop living. When the MS left him unable to eat or drink I wondered what was left and in the end, there wasn't anything so it took him.

While I was growing up I would hear stories from family and and friends of my Dad talking about their memories of him. The stories seemed to focus on youthful high jinx and exuberance and the vitality and health of a young boy and a young man that I never knew. I thought a lot about that and the hopes and dreams he must have had but Dad was a practical man and we never discussed what those dreams were when I got older, the reality of living and fighting the good fight stepped in the way of that.
All of that got me thinking about how many people Dad touched in his life and how he touched people in such different ways. Those that knew Dad the longest remember everything that was taken from him. They remember a young, strong and tough young adult that looked nothing like the frail, dehydrated and starved man he eventually became. My experience is vastly different and those that met Dad later in life have a different understand of him still.
Each person that knew Dad had an incredibly unique relationship with him. Not a single person of the thousands that met my father, in whatever capacity, can claim that they had an identical experience with him. While this is the case with all relationships it is something still to marvel and hold dear to our hearts. He was a unique man to us and each person he knew was unique to him.

I couldn't really get out of this blog without mentioning WVU. Everyone knows what a fanatic my Dad was when it came to the Mountaineers so it doesn't seem like this would be finished unless I included something from Morgantown.
Before you read any further, watch this 10 second video clip.
Major Harris was one of the best quarterbacks (and possibly players) ever to play at WVU. He made plays that left fans simply spellbound, slack jawed and in awe. The video shows what is simply known as "The Play" to Mountaineer fans and the story after the video ends is just as compelling and THAT is the part of the story I want to tell.
A few years after the game Don Nehlen relayed the story of how "The Play" came to be. The story is simple, Major Harris simply ran the wrong play. You can see right at the beginning of the video where Major was rolling to the right while his offensive line rolled to the left. Once he made that mistake and got caught out in the flat alone he had no choice but to keep going and stutter step and fight and improvise until "The Play" became legend. Major Harris walked off the field and over to Coach Nehlen and said "Sorry coach, I ran the wrong play". Nehlen said he looked back at his star qb and said "Don't worry, Maj. We'll take results like that".
So it was with my Dad. Dad wasn't exclusive in his struggle and certainly wasn't alone in executing life's game plan wrong from time to time. We all live lives like that and Dad was no exception. Every day he struggled with what MS was doing to him physically but he never quit, never showed panic and never got angry. He simply stutter stepped (he did that literally) and improvised his way around every obstacle put in front of him. He refused to be tackled by life and stayed amazingly positive through it all. That is his legacy to all of us that knew him. Dad didn't always make the right first step but he never failed to keep going, gaining the respect of those around him, making them feel lucky to know him and me really damned proud to call him Father. And so to that I'll say "Don't worry, Dad. We'll take results like that".

May you finally be free.
Love,
Your Proud Son.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Some pictures of Costa Rica (Finally)
We spent an extra day stuck on the beach after the three continuous days of rain turned into flooding. I've got a picture of that coming soon. On the day we finally left we started the morning with an earthquake, the third of the week.
I'll have to visit Costa Rica at some point when the weather is behaving a bit better. Enjoy!

